
For anyone who lives in the Twin Cities or beyond, (depending on how far you will go for the greatest Chinese food ever), this is the place for you! This jive joint is located across from a movie theatre in a strip mall in Plymouth, but don't let that fool you. After you take your first bite, you will be on a whole new level.
My buddy Joe, his wife Jen, her Mom and her co-worker and I, had a tremendous experience just last night at The Tea House Restaurant. As you can see by the variety of dishes above, we were feeling no pain, actually we were feeling a bit euphoric after such a great variety of flavors, textures and spice content.
List-o-dishes: After throwing the Americanized menu to the side and cracking open the authentic one, I wasn't so sure what to order and wasn't feeling very daring so I went with the Mongolian Beef, which turned out to be incredible! Jen's co-worker went with a spicy sort of soup with tofu in it, called Family Tofu, which was very spicy, but not overpowering. They always have steamed rice readily available, of course, just in case anything IS too overpowering. Jen had Kung Pao chicken which was simultaneously tried by a handful of us, who all said, "mmm..this is great," and quickly gobbled up every last saucey peanut. Jen's Mom got the Chow Fun noodles, long and thick and not too chewy-just right. Joe got the spicy beef with 2 chilies worth of a spice level called Boiled Beef in Szechuan hot sauce, which I was a bit apprehensive about trying, but I'm glad I did. The complexity of the spice was out of this world, and again, not overpowering, but a lot stronger than the tofu one. The heat made you start to sniff, but not enough to make you run to your glass of H20 to kill the flame. Besides, it was too nice of a flame to kill! I grabbed another cucumber off the appetizer plate, called Sauced Cucumber to cool my palate instead. Then I had everyone who had already tried the spicy beef try do the same because the aftereffect of that combo was close to orgasmic...hehe...WELL!!--IT WAS!!
In the end, we all had leftovers and all left the restaurant feeling thankful to have had the opportunity to feel this highly recommended LOOOVE. We were now all witnesses to a place where we could feast and feast and feast, and not have the food kick our ass later..and did I mention that Joe cried? He did, because it was just that good. Or was it the spice? Hard to say.
This was the place of Sauced Cucumber after the fact:

One more thing: The salt and pepper and soy sauce provided at the table went untouched.